Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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