Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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