apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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