Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's blow job season.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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