Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
