my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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