I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You took a bar mat shot.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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