I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
they're like a gay fantastic four
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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