Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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