So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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