I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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