I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i barfeds in our rink
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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