He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Shame is for Republicans.
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