did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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