ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just pee around me
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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