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dude do u know what u did last night?

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do i wanna know???

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you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...

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(309): dude do u know what u did last night? (1-309): do i wanna know??? (309): you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room... http://tfl.nu/9b63

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(681): View more from West Virginia

Where are I am going home with Ryan

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I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it

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(681): Where are I am going home with Ryan (601): I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it http://tfl.nu/l22z

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We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.

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(630): We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed. http://tfl.nu/qpmm

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(718): View more from New York

Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.

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(718): Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't. http://tfl.nu/3gl0

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(248): View more from Michigan

Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.

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(248): Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here. http://tfl.nu/bwbb

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(319): View more from Iowa

So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."

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Decisions, decisions.

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(319): So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you." (319): Decisions, decisions. http://tfl.nu/1ou5

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.

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(403): Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train. http://tfl.nu/xn8k

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(205): View more from Alabama

She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.

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(205): She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school. http://tfl.nu/upz2

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(210): View more from Texas

Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute

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Hello cirrhosis

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(210): Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute (1-210): Hello cirrhosis http://tfl.nu/bpcm

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.

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Jesus, are you hammered?

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Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.

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(701): Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus. (1-701): Jesus, are you hammered? (701): Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws. http://tfl.nu/johl

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(845): View more from New York

just woke up under a car ? That's odd

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Holy fucking shit

(845): View more from New York

WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT

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(845): just woke up under a car ? That's odd (603): Holy fucking shit (845): WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT http://tfl.nu/jvxr

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES

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(978): PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES http://tfl.nu/lra7

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(807): View more from Ontario

We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.

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(807): We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely. http://tfl.nu/t6rq

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(813): View more from Florida

So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.

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(813): So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love. http://tfl.nu/qno1

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school

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(414): i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school http://tfl.nu/pd3u

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