I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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