Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Two words: nipple clamps
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