what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I love you. Go after that dick
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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