Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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