And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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