How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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