you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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