does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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