people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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