"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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