My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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