Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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