never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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