it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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