Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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