he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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