I wish I only lived at night.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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