I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
3 2 1 whiskey
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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