Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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