never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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