Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
