i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
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