I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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