Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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