is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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