Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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