Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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