Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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