i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Dick very happy bro
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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