I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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