How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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