real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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