so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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