Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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