I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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