This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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