I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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