Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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