Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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