She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i think im in europe. pls send help
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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