CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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